Elf on the Shelf is a Christmas tradition that I don't really understand. While most use it as an innocent prank to keep their kids in line, others go way too far with it.
Take mom Lynn Heinrich, who recently tried to prank her son, Miles, by putting shaving cream all over the bathroom mirror and framing Elf on the Shelf.
Lynn explains on Facebook the disastrous turn of events that occurred next...
"Let me apologize now for the language."
"Last night I did my motherly duty of moving the damn elf. So I was feeling creative and I got shaving cream and sprayed it all over the bathroom mirror and filled one of the two sinks with shaving cream and left a little note that said, 'Miles did it' and Angel the elf was holding the pencil and had his arm around the shaving cream. Well here is where it all went to shit!"
"Miles woke up before me and went to the bathroom and apparently got scared shitless that he was going to be in so much trouble that he needed to cover his tracks. Soooo my son, apple of my eye, the monster I was on bed rest for 5 months for, that I went through 21 hours of labor for and took 3 hours to push his huge ass head out, well he decides to frame the elf. So he gets a magic marker, black to be exact and draws squiggly lines all over my bathroom walls."
"Yes you read that shit right. Then writes a note with the said marker saying, 'You are ugly Lynn' and then the mastermind puts the marker on the elf. I have to give him credit there, he is smarter than some of the dumb asses on Snapped or I Almost Got Away With It. Kind of scary if I think about that. Anyway so now because of this Mother F%^$%$& elf I have to paint my bathroom again. I mean how can I yell at him without telling him I know he did it b/c I did the shaving cream."
"So to whomever the friggin genius was that came up with Elf on a Shelf, you're an asshole and I hope the elf murders you in your sleep! #ElfOnAShelfFail"
"UPDATE! No painting was required. Apparently when you use a high gloss paint its so damn shiny and oily that the marker wiped right off with some soap and water!"
Miles is a quick thinker.
from Distractify http://distractify.com/trending/2016/12/20/elf-on-shelf-prank-backfires
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