It's the most wonderful time of the year — temperatures are dropping, holiday spirit is everywhere, and it's socially acceptable to put alcohol in your hot chocolate. However, all the cheery Christmastime drinking has its drawbacks... Like the loss of motor functioning and resulting embarrassing moments that can be immortalized on the Internet.
No one knows this lesson better than one drunk gentleman whose dancing fiasco is taking over Twitter.
Twitter user Matt Kemp posted a video taken at London's Winter Wonderland Park, in which his friend Ashley perfectly demonstrates the dangers of drunken tabletop dancing.
When winter wonderland gets too lit ?? pic.twitter.com/8XldMH0JLQ
— Matt Kemp (@Matt_Kemp7) December 18, 2016
The video, which has been retweeted 11,000 times, features a very "spirited" Ashley dancing on a picnic table (no judgment, we've all been there) toppling over, and getting right back up to continue his performance.
Only a real hero would get back up with that much enthusiasm.
Kemp explained to BuzzFeed News that Ashley isn't usually the table-dancing type, but there was plenty of alcohol catalyzing this particular performance. "Loads of it," he said.
"He was so smashed he didn't care," Kemp said of the fall. "He just carried on."
Luckily, Ashley is enjoying his new viral fame.
"He loves it," Kemp said. However, this may be Ashley's first and last viral video. "I don’t think he’s ever gonna dance again," Kemp added.
Note to self: no drinking before table dancing this holiday season. (h/t buzzfeed)
from Distractify http://distractify.com/trending/2016/12/20/drunk-dancing-disaster
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