Kids are strange. In a good way. They have no real idea of what the world is like, and no filter, so at times, they can be the best comedians on the planet.
Twitter user Asbronaut, who goes by Josh, recently found his little sister's bucket list and decided to share it on Twitter when he realized what a badass his sibling is. Just take a look at what this kid wants out of life...
i found my sister's bucket list? what the hell is she on pic.twitter.com/lDAldRtw17
— Josh (@Asbronaut) February 5, 2017
The list reads as follows:
1. eat a hammer head shark, snake, and bear
2. get a pet blobfish, kalo kola, sloth and flingo
3. get a sign that said something in a bifferent lagnage then on Mar, 12, 2019 I will translate it.
4. try Ariel silks
5. set in an empty room for an hour
6. eat 10 taco bell Dorito taco
7. win a taco bell Dorito taco eating contest
8. stay a sleep for 24 hours
9. pet a cheetah
10.
Unsurprisingly, the people of Twitter is pretty impressed with her ambitions, and are desperate to know what the tenth entry will be.
@Asbronaut pet a cheetah
— !!! (@felixwav) February 5, 2017
@Asbronaut @choibjna talk to her abt this. remember to ACT
— !!! (@felixwav) February 5, 2017
@parker_healy i'm convinced #10 is the just the blank space. non-existence is the final thing on her bucket list
— Josh (@Asbronaut) February 5, 2017
@Asbronaut Hey, everyone wants to pet a cheetah. Also I have to know if @tacobell made your sisters dreams come true!
— NFNicole's WordVomit (@Not_Interesting) February 9, 2017
@ROBFORD99 i think she writes based off of sound far more than on standard english lexical structure bc she's dyslexic and english is weird
— Josh (@Asbronaut) February 9, 2017
@ColonelSandurst she's 10, but she literally infantilizes herself. taking advantage of bein the youngest and all
— Josh (@Asbronaut) February 9, 2017
Even the people at Taco Bell were impressed, and want to help cross 6 and 7 off the list.
@tacobell hey! how do you go about doing that?
— Josh (@Asbronaut) February 9, 2017
it happened guys pic.twitter.com/sR0nsu4bKU
— Josh (@Asbronaut) February 10, 2017
And let's be honest, number 8 is everyone's dream.
@Asbronaut i too want to sleep for 24 hours
— stil gay still trans (@riverrabbitrun) February 7, 2017
We wish this little girl all the best in her ambitions.
from Distractify http://distractify.com/trending/2017/02/10/sisters-bucket-list
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