The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
1. Doctors save Canadian woman's life by removing her lungs for six days
Don't you like, need those to live?
2. No mention of Jews in White House's Holocaust Remembrance Day tribute
Probably just an oversight and has nothing to do with Trump's support from the KKK and White Supremacist groups.
3. CBC crew hits pothole, gets flat tire while gathering video of pothole problem
You could only write this stuff.
4. Unfiltered Flint water is safe, just don't drink it, says state attorney
Other than that it's totally safe.
5. Bomb-shelter builder stays busy as customers prep for ‘Trumpocalypse’
At least Trump's helping to create jobs for niche businesses.
6. Committee hearing on protest bill disrupted by protesters
Come on, they didn't prepare for this?
7. Parking lot frustration leads to man accidentally stabbing himself
I get it, man.
8. Holocaust game room shut amid outcry
Probably not the best subject matter for an interactive experience.
9. Seals discovered having sex with penguins
Can we all just tweet this story to Mike Pence please?
10. Plans for Devon distillery are 'too Scottish,' residents say
Imagine an American brewery design getting rejected for being "too American"?
11. California diner gets 'seen rat' discount on restaurant bill
Gonna start bringing mice to restaurants now.
12. Steve Bannon registered to vote in two states despite Trump's cries of 'voter fraud'
He looks like the Vince D'Onofrio bug monster from Men In Black.
13. 'Lesbianism' listed as condition on North Carolina woman's medical chart
Symptoms include a desire to drive Subaru Foresters and wearing flannel shirts.
14. 10-Year-Old Boy Says Carjackers Dropped Him Off, Told Him to 'Have a Good Day at School'
That, ladies and gentleman is the difference between thugs and gangsters.
15. Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue, starts tweeting scientific facts
We're living in a day and age where scientists are being asked to not do their jobs.
16. Fast-food worker accused of smearing burger with menstrual blood
I didn't ask for Ketch-...ohhh....oh dear...
17. Four schoolchildren took cocaine thinking it was sherbet
Probably has a little more kick than pixie sticks.
from Distractify http://distractify.com/humor/2017/01/29/absurd-headlines-79
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