15 Things You Can't Ignore No Matter How Hard You Try

As an adult male who is married with a child I get to thinking that I'm too important and too accomplished to get bogged down by "the small stuff." But if I were to journal my day and look at the events that really got me down, 9/10 of times it'd always be seemingly small or inconsequential things that get me down.

And that's because life is filled with small stuff that's just impossible to ignore.

Twitter agrees, that's why someone started a hashtag, #ThingsYouCantIgnore that perfectly capture all of the small things that are nearly impossible not to notice.

1. Try enjoying your film now.

#ThingsYouCantIgnore the person kicking your seat at the movies

— Lily (@lilylanphear) December 19, 2016

2. Spoiling the view.

#ThingsYouCantIgnore Somebody, in you presence at a public place, is showing a little buttcrack.

— Spatula City (@Spatula8) December 19, 2016

3. Not the kind of chocolate surprise you were hoping for.

That fart that may not have been just a fart #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— J Michael (@JKickinit30) December 19, 2016

4. It's just so bad.

Old women's perfume #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— RMKII (@RMK_II) December 19, 2016

5. Go. Down. Already.

#ThingsYouCantIgnore Toilet flushing real slow.

— Cassie Weltch (@CassieWeltch) December 19, 2016

6. So meta.

The missing apostrophe in this hashtag #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Jenny Badass (@layingbackeatin) December 19, 2016

7. Can you help me out here?

An itch you can't reach. #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Kathie (@KathieMrr) December 19, 2016

8. Of course people had to politicize the hashtag.

#ThingsYouCantIgnore Hillary's elitist Democrats didn't respect the average voter. pic.twitter.com/uc7OV2hQYS

— THE DEPLORABLE TRUTH (@truth_told_now) December 19, 2016

 

Dear Electors, please vote with your conscience today. @realDonaldTrump is not fit to be president. #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Angie (@AngieHenschel) December 19, 2016

9. But you do your best.

#ThingsYouCantIgnore people's stupidity

— Elian Lindsey (@ElianLindsey) December 19, 2016

10. What did I do to you?!

When someone replies "K." #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Riya (@riz_05) December 19, 2016

11. Been there brother.

#ThingsYouCantIgnore evidently a court summons

— Maria (@Sweetiepiee) December 19, 2016

12. All I want is some damn sleep.

The 4,876 things that start running through your brain as soon as your head hits the pillow. ?#ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Ashley Riggs (@Just1MoreAshley) December 19, 2016

13. What is that intoxicating aroma?

Smell of pizza.#ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Boolean (@boolean2015) December 19, 2016

14. Especially when you're driving.

That Mysterious Ticking Noise #ThingsYouCantIgnore

— Greg Boyea (@HollywoodBooyah) December 19, 2016

15. One or two or ten won't kill me, right?

#ThingsYouCantIgnore That tray of chocolate chip cookies.

— SkepticalSandra (@ringgoldsandra) December 19, 2016

 

from Distractify http://distractify.com/humor/2016/12/19/things-you-cant-ignore